Upcoming Events:
Friday, Oct. 30th - Halloween 15
Rules of The Venue:
1. Respect my
home
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is to be loitering upstairs or in the hallway. PERIOD.
2. NO smoking in my
home (NO DRUGS)
You may smoke in the garage / outside (ash in the buckets and put butts in the can). Cigarettes, cigars, cloves... all fine... illegal substances NOT ALLOWED.
3. Drunk Driving will NOT
be tolerated
Guests are welcome to stay
overnight. Tips for a
successful sleepover are:
- bring a sleeping bag and pillow
- I advise
earplugs as sometimes the music can be loud and go very late
- I have a few
pullout couches and plenty of floorspace
- If an area you would like to sleep
is in question, ask me
4. No loitering in the driveway
My neighbors are no longer tolerant of my
parties. One in particular is quite an ass. You wanna talk loud, go in
the garage or basement.
5. Alcohol is NOT provided - PERIOD.
BYO!
If you are caught taking someone's
alcohol or liquor without their permission - YOU ARE
GONE!
If
you get caught taking my alcohol, just kill yourself immediately... it will be
less painful.
I suggest you mark your bottles in some way so that others do
not get confused as to what is theirs and what is not.
Best bet? Bring
a cooler and write your name on the outside - problem
solved!
6. Do NOT roam my
house.
The
party is in the basement, not the kitchen or living room. Those areas are
off limits, so stay out! Shoes are to be taken off if you are staying the
night and you are sleeping in the living room or spare
bedroom.
7. There is one public
bathroom.
Do not wander around looking for another
bathroom, there is one bathroom located next to the basement
stairs.
8. Do NOT touch the sound equipment!
Unless you are DJing, don't touch it. Trust me, you can't afford
it.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE
THESE RULES WILL HELP ME CONTINUE TO THROW PARTIES